Dog Tag Keychain- I Love You for Who You Are, but That D*ck Is a Bonus

This dog tag keychain puts romance in its… own special category: “I love you for who you are but that d*ck sure is a bonus.” Engraved lettering keeps it sharp and permanent with no fading. Lightweight, durable, and perfect for couples who show affection through chaos and sarcasm.

Great for
Spouses, partners, sarcastic couples, and anyone who prefers brutally honest compliments.

Details
• Black aluminum construction
• Engraved sarcastic sayings that will not fade
• Lightweight and durable
• Perfect for everyday carry
• Sturdy keyring attachment