Dog Tag Keychain- Life Is Like a D*ck

This black aluminum dog tag keychain drops truth in the most chaotic way: “Life is like a d*ck, sometimes it gets hard for no reason.” The engraving is permanent, fade-proof, and built to last. Lightweight, durable, and perfect for anyone who copes with humor and questionable life choices. Great for keys, backpacks, or anywhere you need a laugh.

Great for
Sarcastic friends, coworkers, teens, adults, or anyone who loves bold humor and functional accessories. Makes a fun gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because.

Details
• Black aluminum construction
• Engraved sarcastic sayings that will not fade
• Lightweight and durable
• Perfect for everyday carry
• Sturdy keyring attachment